Feed my soul teacher

I was never a problematic student when I was growing up. Apart from the time when I perpetually sang to myself during my physics lessons, only because I wanted to research on my tutor's limits and yes, physics was a piece of cake. She saw right past me, I was just a singing laboratory equipment who happened to be her top student. She, I believed, believed that all great scientists are phenomenally quirky. And all I ever wanted then was to be a physics tutor.

8 years later, my retributions arrived. Many folds. I have met more worrying quirky people in my 8 months in a higher learning institution that I worked for than in my entire 25+++ lifetime. And I love it, I like collecting quirky little people and their stories. Since I live a relatively boring responsible adult life, I am living through my teenage-hood once again through them.

Student # 1
Never look into my eyes even when answering my questions. Always pretending to not listening but always with the perfect answers. Rating on nearly getting strangled scale:***

Student #2
After every lesson, he sings me the same mandarin song Goodbye my Love, and ends his day off by telling me I love you, teacher. To which I always thank him for loving me. Rating on nearly getting strangled scale:*

Student # 3
Nearly every lesson, he will seek my consultation. On his love life. Teacher, My gf asked me what happens when she and my family dropped into the sea? I told her I'll save my family and she is now angry. How? Dear student, I don't know how. Didn't your mother tell you that total honesty in a relationship is going to bring you hell. It should always be totally correct answers and not totally honest. Plus you are asking someone who will never ask her boyfriend that cos he can't swim. Rating on nearly getting strangled scale:**

Student # 4
My # 1 stalker, which I had previously mentioned about. Totally nice and polite. Totally pest-like. Ms A, how's your weekend? My weekend is none of your business and you will never have the chance of being in it so quit asking. I have my fair shares of having crushes on my lecturers but the most I do was to drug them and drag them home in my bag. You know, always subtle, never pest-like.Rating on nearly getting strangled scale:*********

Student # 5
Ugly like anything. But charming like hell. Always the right tinge of interest, right kind of answers, and did I mention that he plays rock? And of course it does help that his family owns alcohol boutiques and my brood of friends is the drinking class. Rating on nearly getting strangled scale:-

















You love them. You love them not.